PORN: Even today, I always wonder why she said ‘yes’ to my proposition? May be she thought I was after the money and am going to rip her wallet off for the next one week
Reality. An inch diameter carrot was perfect for the purpose. She can’t be any more wrong!!
My plans were simple at that time
. . I'll say in my defense for the last line that it's surprisingly difficult to think of a euphemism for dick that rhymes with "three"
PORN: Even today, I always wonder why she said ‘yes’ to my proposition? May be she thought I was after the money and am going to rip her wallet off for the next one week
Reality. An inch diameter carrot was perfect for the purpose. She can’t be any more wrong!!
My plans were simple at that time
. . I'll say in my defense for the last line that it's surprisingly difficult to think of a euphemism for dick that rhymes with "three"
PORN: Even today, I always wonder why she said ‘yes’ to my proposition? May be she thought I was after the money and am going to rip her wallet off for the next one week
Reality. An inch diameter carrot was perfect for the purpose. She can’t be any more wrong!!
My plans were simple at that time
. . I'll say in my defense for the last line that it's surprisingly difficult to think of a euphemism for dick that rhymes with "three"
WHO IS SHE? || QUIÉN ES ELLA? || NAME??